72. Monsters Like Cookouts

To be clear, monsters are not huge fans of fire. However, even the most flammable of monsters will brave a close flame in favor of a backyard barbecue or cookout.

Cookouts appeal to the carnivorous nature of all goblins, ghouls, and reanimated corpses. There’s no sound more appetizing than the sizzle and pop of meat fat melting over an open flame. Yumm!

More than anything, monsters enjoy serving their guests mystery meats disguised as family-friendly meals. After all, who really knows what goes into a hot dog? And Sloppy Joes – maybe if Joe weren’t so sloppy with his work in the SML Haunted Mansion’s blog laboratory, he wouldn’t have ended up on the menu.

So next time, we invite you to Frankenstein’s Hug A Monster Day BBQ, or Wolfman’s Halloween taco party. Consider it an open invitation.

We would love to have YOU for dinner.


Sarah G

What do you get when you cross a horror movie with a pile of books? She’s not always sure, but Sarah G is always there to find the connection. In the process, she has helped found a local nonprofit, started a satirical holiday, ticked off celebrities, and tried to purchase the lunar surface.

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