84. Monsters Like Hosting Late Night Television Shows

As you may recall, monsters like staying up late to kill you. However, while they’re waiting around for you wander out of the bar alone and accidentally drop your car keys in the storm drain, they like to watch the tube.

Humans tend to enjoy programs hosted by humans.

Us monsters like to watch movies in the middle of the night where people get eaten by humongous squids from space. And especially when these flicks are hosted by monsters who use a lot of puns.

“Hello Boils and Ghouls. It’s time for our midnight movie. I know you are ‘dead’ tired, but be sure to ‘slay’ until the end. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.”

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What do you get when you cross a horror movie with a pile of books? She’s not always sure, but Sarah G is always there to find the connection. In the process, she has helped found a local nonprofit, started a satirical holiday, ticked off celebrities, and tried to purchase the lunar surface.

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