95. Monsters Like Island Getaways

It’s a tough life plotting and scheming and chasing overzealous teenagers. Sometimes there’s nothing a busy monster needs more than a long vacation.

But where can a monster go to escape the pressures of performing evil and the incoming mob of angry villagers? Nowadays, we follow the logic of our mortal counterparts and visit tropical islands instead. Tiki bars, hula competitions, brain eating contests – Monster Island has it all. (Be sure to check out our wonderful sponsors at the Monster Island Tourism Board.)

But when Monster Island books up, we turn to a quiet little spot in the Sunny Bermuda Triangle. Since Atlantis sank, we’ve been doing everything we can to keep you pesky humans away from our favorite vay-cay spot. It’s a wonderful place where time literally stops – along with all your aircrafts’ controls.

With pink sand beaches and a mild breeze that blows in from the West (or is that Southeast? – our compass needle is just moving around in circles) the islands in the Devil’s Triangle provide us monsters with the atmosphere we need to recharge ourselves for all the mayhem our future victims will inspire.

95. Island Getaways

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Sarah G

What do you get when you cross a horror movie with a pile of books? She’s not always sure, but Sarah G is always there to find the connection. In the process, she has helped found a local nonprofit, started a satirical holiday, ticked off celebrities, and tried to purchase the lunar surface.

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