97. Monsters Like a Foot Hanging Out from Under the Covers

Every child knows the safest place to be in case of a monster attack is under the covers.

The combination of wool and cotton makes them impermeable to attacks.
You’re safe.

Unless you leave a foot hanging out, or maybe an arm.

Then it’s open season. Appendages are humans’ tastiest parts.

We start at your fingers and nibble you up to your elbow.

That’s definitely going to stain your sheets.



Jim MacKenzie is an amateur futurist on his way to guru-hood. He studied journalism and works in television. Jim writes for several blogs, including The Incredible Vanishing Paperweight and the satirical horror site StuffMonsterslike.com. Jim and his SML co-blogger, Sarah Giavedoni, have started a holiday, ticked off celebrities and tried to purchase the lunar surface. In his spare time, Jim likes listening to rock music, reading, giving away free books at his nonprofit "The POP Project" and trying to catch the real Thomas Wolfe Home arsonist.

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