98. Monsters Like Seeing Eye Stallions

The undead are notorious for losing body parts (see future post). When it’s an arm or a leg, we can usually manage to get by fairly well. But when we lose our head, we tend to get a little cranky, vindictive, and even downright murderously mad. It also makes us blind.

At times like that, we are glad to have our trusty seeing eye stallions at our side.

With the help of our evil steed, we can once again navigate our way in the world. Our seeing eye stallions are right there with us to guide us through the crowd of innocent victims as we brutally lob their heads with curious accuracy.

Do not pity my unenviable condition. The most murderous days for this headless marauder are still ahead of me.

Seeing Eye Horse

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Jim MacKenzie is an amateur futurist on his way to guru-hood. He studied journalism and works in television. Jim writes for several blogs, including The Incredible Vanishing Paperweight and the satirical horror site StuffMonsterslike.com. Jim and his SML co-blogger, Sarah Giavedoni, have started a holiday, ticked off celebrities and tried to purchase the lunar surface. In his spare time, Jim likes listening to rock music, reading, giving away free books at his nonprofit "The POP Project" and trying to catch the real Thomas Wolfe Home arsonist.

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