At the SML Haunted Mansion and Blog Laboratory, we’re the kind of monsters that don’t let a few bad reviews sway us from watching a movie. And when the reviews are all over the board? Well, that’s just all the more reason to dive right into a film. Such is…
Krampus image taken from 6legs.com
What’s the greatest Christmas movie of all time? It’s a Wonderful Life? A Christmas Story? Elf? Die Hard? Wrong. A Christmas Prince? Dead wrong. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians? Close. But still wrong. If you’ve been watching Christmas standards all your life, you’ve missed out on some truly great gems.…
In the space of time between Samhain and Yule, we’ve officially passed the midpoint. Ahead we see naught but snow, fog, and a sickening amount of holiday cheer. Take a break from trimming the tree for just a moment. Even though 2016 marked the height of the Krampus, 2017 still…
Man, the medieval ages were tough. Anyone who’s lived through them can tell you they were nothing but centuries of war, famine, pestilence, and contaminated water sources. Pretty much the way you feel about all your corporate holiday functions, right? It’s no wonder, then, that the notorious Christmas figure who…
Start your holiday shopping early or prepare to boost your film career. Check out the news that’s been burning a hole in our inbox. Feeding Hannibal Cookbook Available Just in Time to Buy us for Krampusnacht — Are you planning to have some old friends for dinner this holiday season?…
You may call us Grinches, but some monsters just aren’t gifted with a neverending holiday spirit. We can’t help that our tolerance for the season tops off after the third round of “Frosty the Snowman.” You want a snowman? We’ll send you the abominable kind. If you’re like us, you…
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