So, it finally happened – Obamacare ruined America. The government shut down, unemployment climbed, the dollar fell, and crime skyrocketed. It seemed as if we were only a few short breaths away from ending up in a Mad Max apocalyptic wasteland (without the Australian accents). But wait, someone had an…
So, what’s hot now? Oh yes – vampires, vampires, vampires. And more vampires. Unfortunately, you cannot deny the commercial success of things like Twilight and The Vampire Diaries. Blah. So, in light of recent blood sucking releases, such as Reliance Entertainment’s , I’ve decided to review a good vampire movie.…
A Psycho’s Medley By Terry M. West 71 pages Published by Pleasant Storm Entertainment, Inc. Psycho: a psychopathic or psychotic person, crazy or mentally unstable. Not very informative, but does cover a wide range of….well, crazy. Medley: A varied mixture of people or things. This is a very apt title…
GUT. Hmm. Well, there certainly is a lot of that in this indie flick, but maybe not how you’re thinking. I geared myself up for what I was sure would be a gore fest, with all manner of innards and intestines, only to be surprised by the tameness of the…
And…we’re back at it! James Wan, you brilliant, strange-minded Malaysian S.O.B., you’ve done it again. Apparently, I just can’t stop reviewing this guy’s movies. I wonder if there’s some kind of Anonymous group for this sort of thing? This sequel to the 2011 horror hit has us right back in…
So, it seems as if James Wan just poops out horror movies. Not in the derogatory sense – it’s just that a lot of the more original works that I’ve seen in the last decade belong to him. From 2004’s Saw (of the series he only directed the first, which…
Okay, so, disclaimer: I’m only writing this review to make sure that NO ONE EVER WATCHES THIS MOVIE. Seriously. Anyway, let’s get started. From the….rather odd minds of Lloyd Kaufman, director of Toxic Avenger (something you’ve maybe heard of, plus a crap-ton of stuff you haven’t) and writers Daniel Nova…
All fans of The Evil Dead franchise need to give this year’s remake a chance. Whether you’re a hardcore fanatic of the original movies or just a casual follower of the humorous horror genre, it’s just a damn good flick to watch. Now, there’s no Bruce Campbell – or his…
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Featuring movie essays from the Head Monsters of SML and others that explore our love for horror cinema! Published by the Collinsport Historical Society.
