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Author: Chris Moore

Chris Moore is a freelance masochist and an aspiring wordsmith. His travels have made him a self proclaimed expert on all things frightening, odd, and entertaining. On breaks from jet setting and bourbon guzzling, he graces SML with pithy and satirical commentary on what - or what not - to watch. All hail the Maniacal Master of Movie Reviews! The second most interesting man in the world.

Dammit, Carl!: An SML Review of “The Purge”

So, it finally happened – Obamacare ruined America. The government shut down, unemployment climbed, the dollar fell, and crime skyrocketed. It seemed as if we were only a few short breaths away from ending up in a Mad Max apocalyptic wasteland (without the Australian accents). But wait, someone had an…

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Chris Moore March 20, 2014 May 22, 2020

Humans as a Non-Renewable Resource: An SML Review of “Daybreakers”

So, what’s hot now? Oh yes – vampires, vampires, vampires. And more vampires. Unfortunately, you cannot deny the commercial success of things like Twilight and The Vampire Diaries. Blah. So, in light of recent blood sucking releases, such as Reliance Entertainment’s , I’ve decided to review a good vampire movie.…

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Chris Moore March 6, 2014 May 17, 2020

Paging All Goosebumps!: An SML Book Review of “A Psycho’s Medley”

A Psycho’s Medley By Terry M. West 71 pages Published by Pleasant Storm Entertainment, Inc. Psycho: a psychopathic or psychotic person, crazy or mentally unstable.  Not very informative, but does cover a wide range of….well, crazy. Medley: A varied mixture of people or things. This is a very apt title…

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Chris Moore February 20, 2014 May 17, 2020

We Had a “Gut Feeling” about This One: An SML Review of “GUT”

GUT. Hmm. Well, there certainly is a lot of that in this indie flick, but maybe not how you’re thinking. I geared myself up for what I was sure would be a gore fest, with all manner of innards and intestines, only to be surprised by the tameness of the…

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Chris Moore February 6, 2014 May 17, 2020

The Lamberts are at It Again: An SML Review of “Insidious 2”

And…we’re back at it! James Wan, you brilliant, strange-minded Malaysian S.O.B., you’ve done it again. Apparently, I just can’t stop reviewing this guy’s movies. I wonder if there’s some kind of Anonymous group for this sort of thing? This sequel to the 2011 horror hit has us right back in…

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Chris Moore January 23, 2014 March 5, 2017

Unfortunately, the Apple Doesn’t Fall Far from the Tree: An SML Review of “Insidious”

So, it seems as if James Wan just poops out horror movies. Not in the derogatory sense – it’s just that a lot of the more original works that I’ve seen in the last decade belong to him. From 2004’s Saw (of the series he only directed the first, which…

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Chris Moore January 9, 2014 March 5, 2017

DO NOT Watch this Film: An SML Anti-Review of “Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead”

Okay, so, disclaimer: I’m only writing this review to make sure that NO ONE EVER WATCHES THIS MOVIE. Seriously. Anyway, let’s get started. From the….rather odd minds of Lloyd Kaufman, director of Toxic Avenger (something you’ve maybe heard of, plus a crap-ton of stuff you haven’t) and writers Daniel Nova…

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Chris Moore December 26, 2013 May 24, 2020

Give Remakes a Chance: An SML Review of “Evil Dead”

All fans of The Evil Dead franchise need to give this year’s remake a chance. Whether you’re a hardcore fanatic of the original movies or just a casual follower of the humorous horror genre, it’s just a damn good flick to watch. Now, there’s no Bruce Campbell – or his…

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Chris Moore December 12, 2013 January 30, 2015
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