Whoever said sleep is for the weak is a harsh, compounded expletive idiot. As is evidenced by Bill here. While Bill may believe that if he sleeps he’ll die, it’s really just his sleep-deprived, delirium-triggered mind playing tricks on him. Really horrible, awful tricks. Prepare to follow Bill down into…
What can I say about James Wan’s recent horror tale The Conjuring? Well, I now sleep with a nightlight. So, that’s fun. But, in my defense, I live in an older house (which slightly resembles the house in the movie) with bedroom doors that can’t lock. Watch the movie and…
Are you a fan of outrageous, bloody, disgusting, gory deaths? Do you want to see body parts flying every which way? Are you waiting for yet another ear canal damaging shriek, and are longing to see a scantily clad girl fall down just before she’s about to be out of…
So, 2012 has brought us a few lackluster or unsurprising events: the same President, the last trinumeral date of the century, an almost apocalypse, and … drum roll … Silent Hill: Revelation. And out of all of the money-wasting atrocities that could have been perpetrated upon on the public, the…
Do you do okay in tight spaces? Ever feel like you have just entirely too much free space? You’re not claustrophobic, are you? If you’ve answered yes to any or all of these questions then I highly suggest watching the astonishingly good film, Buried. Putting this into the horror section…
Recently I was attacked by the realization that I have not seen a good monster horror flick in a while. So I popped The Mist into my DVD player to remedy this. That is The Mist, not to be confused with The Fog, which would be a horrible and grievous…
While I was pondering what would be a good first line for this review, something to really grab your attention, it dawned on me that all I really need to ask is “Do you want to be freaked out?” I mean legitimately freaked out, like possibly verging on actually scared.…
If a sequel is supposed to up the ante of the first movie in order to help build a franchise, then does just that. But not in the normal terms that you would think. We’re not talking bigger budget and better actors here. There’s no eye popping CGI sequences or…
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Featuring movie essays from the Head Monsters of SML and others that explore our love for horror cinema! Published by the Collinsport Historical Society.
