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Home Articles posted by Chris Moore (Page 2)

Author: Chris Moore

Chris Moore is a freelance masochist and an aspiring wordsmith. His travels have made him a self proclaimed expert on all things frightening, odd, and entertaining. On breaks from jet setting and bourbon guzzling, he graces SML with pithy and satirical commentary on what - or what not - to watch. All hail the Maniacal Master of Movie Reviews! The second most interesting man in the world.

You Had Us at “Banned at Film Festivals”: An SML Review of “Coyote”

Whoever said sleep is for the weak is a harsh, compounded expletive idiot. As is evidenced by Bill here. While Bill may believe that if he sleeps he’ll die, it’s really just his sleep-deprived, delirium-triggered mind playing tricks on him. Really horrible, awful tricks. Prepare to follow Bill down into…

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Chris Moore December 5, 2013 February 27, 2017

That Chill is Not from the Air: An SML Review of “The Conjuring”

What can I say about James Wan’s recent horror tale The Conjuring?  Well, I now sleep with a nightlight. So, that’s fun. But, in my defense, I live in an older house (which slightly resembles the house in the movie) with bedroom doors that can’t lock. Watch the movie and…

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Chris Moore November 28, 2013 February 27, 2017

Turn off the Lights and Don’t Say a Word: An SML Review of “Silent House”

Are you a fan of outrageous, bloody, disgusting, gory deaths? Do you want to see body parts flying every which way? Are you waiting for yet another ear canal damaging shriek, and are longing to see a scantily clad girl fall down just before she’s about to be out of…

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Chris Moore January 10, 2013 February 26, 2017

Ending 2012 on a Low Note: An SML Review of “Silent Hill: Revelation”

So, 2012 has brought us a few lackluster or unsurprising events: the same President, the last trinumeral date of the century, an almost apocalypse, and … drum roll … Silent Hill: Revelation. And out of all of the money-wasting atrocities that could have been perpetrated upon on the public, the…

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Chris Moore December 27, 2012 February 26, 2017

Thinking Outside the Box: An SML Review of “Buried”

Do you do okay in tight spaces?  Ever feel like you have just entirely too much free space?  You’re not claustrophobic, are you? If you’ve answered yes to any or all of these questions then I highly suggest watching the astonishingly good film, Buried.  Putting this into the horror section…

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Chris Moore September 9, 2012 January 28, 2015

More than a Monster Flick: An SML Review of “The Mist”

Recently I was attacked by the realization that I have not seen a good monster horror flick in a while.  So I popped The Mist into my DVD player to remedy this.  That is The Mist, not to be confused with The Fog, which would be a horrible and grievous…

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Chris Moore July 29, 2012 January 31, 2015

Ready for a Freakout?: An SML Review of “The Fourth Kind”

While I was pondering what would be a good first line for this review, something to really grab your attention, it dawned on me that all I really need to ask is “Do you want to be freaked out?”  I mean legitimately freaked out, like possibly verging on actually scared.…

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Chris Moore July 8, 2012 January 30, 2015

Need a Bigger Grossout?: Try “The Human Centipede II”

If a sequel is supposed to up the ante of the first movie in order to help build a franchise, then  does just that.  But not in the normal terms that you would think. We’re not talking bigger budget and better actors here. There’s no eye popping CGI sequences or…

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Chris Moore June 17, 2012 January 30, 2015
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