Who wants to wake up to “Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep!“ Ughhhh. How annoying, even for a dead ghoul. A monster’s favorite alarm clock is the Addamses. Because it’s nice to see old friends when you first get up.
All the kids want a new Silver Shamrock Co. mask for Halloween. In fact, so many kids want it, you could almost accuse the manufacturer of mind control. Whatever happened to the inside-out Shatner mask from the first two movies? Halloween III must be a non-sequitur sequel. It did bring…
Statistically probable deaths are so boring. They’re ubiquitous. Most people will die from a predictable and probable death. These include heart disease, cancer, diabetes, strokes, and Alzheimer’s disease. Mostly brought on by lack of exercise, bad diet, or bad genetics. Most people you know, including yourself, will die from one…
Coming up with all those scary movie names is hard work. “Bloody” this and “Slasher” that. Eventually you just run out of ideas. That’s where the random title generator comes in handy. Sure, it doesn’t spit out any titles that are too amazing, like “Reservoir Dogs” or “Requiem for a…
When the detectives arrive to begin their search for the missing girl, they always say she disappeared into “thin air.” It’s never thick air. Do you know why? Have you ever tried to make an innocent damsel disappear into thick air? It just doesn’t work. It’s too hard. Trust us.…
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Featuring movie essays from the Head Monsters of SML and others that explore our love for horror cinema! Published by the Collinsport Historical Society.
