528. Monsters Like When You Torture Yourselves

Covering your entire body with acupuncture needles. Pulling your butthole out through your eye sockets. An endless lecture series on Excel spreadsheet formulas. Staycations in Toledo. We can get pretty creative with our tortures. But nothing beats the relentless, anxiety-ridden tortures you heap upon yourselves when you think you deserve…

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516. Monsters Like Cryostasis

Bears and bats hibernate in the winter. As temperatures cool and snow drifts begin to build, they cozy up with their kin and settle down for the proverbial long winter’s nap. Insects burrow into the ground, content to miss entire seasons—sometimes upwards of a couple decades! Plants of all types…

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