23. Monsters Like Limping

Monsters consider limping to be something more than just a dance fad or cultural identifier. For monsters, it’s a way of life. Literally. I was having lunch with King Tut’s mummy on Tuesday, and he was telling me how unbelievably difficult it is to get around after spending thousands of…

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12. Monsters Like Slime!

Who doesn’t like slime? Kids love it, men love it, women love to hate it, even Nickelodeon used to have a show about it. Slime is one of those things that’s both really gross and really awesome – like being able to flip your eyelids inside out. And as connessoirs…

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