23. Monsters Like Limping

Monsters consider limping to be something more than just a dance fad or cultural identifier. For monsters, it’s a way of life. Literally. I was having lunch with King Tut’s mummy on Tuesday, and he was telling me how unbelievably difficult it is to get around after spending thousands of…

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12. Monsters Like Slime!

Who doesn’t like slime? Kids love it, men love it, women love to hate it, even Nickelodeon used to have a show about it. Slime is one of those things that’s both really gross and really awesome – like being able to flip your eyelids inside out. And as connessoirs…

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5. Monsters Like Good Hair Days

It’s true – some monsters can be as vain as humans. Sure, some monsters can’t see their reflections, and some monsters don’t have much hair, but the monsters who can and do definitely like to keep up their appearances. A stylish hairdo is one of the first things people notice…

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4. Monsters Like Hanging Out in the Dark

Many types of monsters are sensitive to sunlight. In fact, recent scientific studies have shown that Dracula himself, and all his vampire descendants, carry the gene responsible for severe photodermatosis, the sunlight disease. Alternately, other monsters’ sensitivity was developed over time, from lack of regular light exposure. Many monsters have…

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