The 1980s were a time many like to forget. Spandex and hair metal. Reaganomics. Leg warmers. Hands Across America. Ick.
But it was also a decadent age, where teens majored in partying.
Here’s some blow by blow statistics on two of the biggest party animals of that neon-colored decade: Spuds MacKenzie Vs. Teen Wolf
Hanging out with the ladies?
Pretending to know how to play air guitar/instruments?
WINNER: Spuds MacKenzie
Beer, the party essential?
WINNER: Teen Wolf. Even though Spuds did earn a higher degree in partyology, drinking a beer with your wolf fangs is just the coolest
Being the Ultimate Party Animal?
Having the Coolest Real Name?
Teen Wolf: Scott Howard
Spuds: Honey Tree Evil Eye
Winner: Spuds MacKenzie. Naturally. We are so envious of Spuds’ real name, we’re going to change ours to Honey Tree Evil Eye right now.