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Who Was the Best 1980s Party Animal: Spuds MacKenzie or Teen Wolf?

The 1980s were a time many like to forget. Spandex and hair metal. Reaganomics. Leg warmers. Hands Across America. Ick.

But it was also a decadent age, where teens majored in partying.

Here’s some blow by blow statistics on two of the biggest party animals of that neon-colored decade: Spuds MacKenzie Vs. Teen Wolf

Hanging out with the ladies?

Spuds

Teen Wolf

WINNER: Tied

 

Pretending to know how to play air guitar/instruments?

Spuds

Spuds

Spuds

Teen Wolf

WINNER: Spuds MacKenzie

 

Beer, the party essential?

Spuds

Teen Wolf

WINNER: Teen Wolf. Even though Spuds did earn a higher degree in partyology, drinking a beer with your wolf fangs is just the coolest

 

Being the Ultimate Party Animal?

Spuds

Teen Wolf

WINNER: Tied

 

Having the Coolest Real Name?

Teen Wolf: Scott Howard

Spuds: Honey Tree Evil Eye

Winner: Spuds MacKenzie. Naturally. We are so envious of Spuds’ real name, we’re going to change ours to Honey Tree Evil Eye right now.

Spuds MacKenzie

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Jimmy

Jim MacKenzie is an amateur futurist on his way to guru-hood. He studied journalism and works in television. Jim writes for several blogs, including The Incredible Vanishing Paperweight and the satirical horror site StuffMonsterslike.com. Jim and his SML co-blogger, Sarah Giavedoni, have started a holiday, ticked off celebrities and tried to purchase the lunar surface. In his spare time, Jim likes listening to rock music, reading, giving away free books at his nonprofit "The POP Project" and trying to catch the real Thomas Wolfe Home arsonist.

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