Girls Still Crazy ‘bout a Sharp Dressed Monster: Our “Best of” Monster Fashion (part 2)

Fresh nails, clean teeth
And I don’t know where I am gonna be
Black heels, bowtie
When I step out you know you’re gonna die


They go runnin’ just as fast, and then faster
‘Cuz every girl crazy ‘bout a sharp dressed monster


Monsters aren’t vain. Many of us can’t even see our reflection in the mirror. But we do believe in the power of looking our best. And sometimes our best can be construed as pretty awful.

Learn more about what monsters think make us look dangerously sharp. Check out a few more of our best posts about monster fashion.

109. Monsters Like Being Sports Team Mascots117. Monsters Like Manicures
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139. Monsters Like Regular Oral Hygiene141. Monsters Like Leather Masks
146. Monsters Like a Morbid Fashion Sense167. Monsters Like Impeccable Grooming Routines
254. Monsters Like Dressing in Drag306. Monsters Like Vintage Clothing
318. Monsters Like High Heels328. Monsters Like Being the Ugliest One of All
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Our monster mascots help us with our evil schemes, as well as taking care of chores around the mansion. From writing press releases to collaborating on blog posts, this blog would not exist without them.

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