Every Girl Crazy ‘bout a Sharp Dressed Monster: Our “Best of” Monster Fashion (part 1)

Clean wrappings, new hoodie

And I don’t know where I am gonna be

Black suit, bowtie

When I step out you know you’re gonna die


They go runnin’ just as fast, and then faster

‘Cuz every girl crazy ‘bout a sharp dressed monster


Monsters aren’t vain. Many of us can’t even see our reflection in the mirror. But we do believe in the power of looking our best. And sometimes our best can be construed as pretty awful.

Learn more about what monsters think make us look dangerously sharp. Check out a few of our best posts about monster fashion.

5. Monsters Like Good Hair Days9. Monsters Like Vintage Bed Sheets
Good HairPrinted bed sheet
15. Monsters Like Long Teeth, Sharp Nails32. Monsters Like Dressing Up and Performing in Public
Film Title: The Wolfmanputting-on-the-ritz
34. Monsters Like Stain Removers with Bleach35. Monsters Like Medallions
37. Monsters Like Tanning Beds39. Monsters Like Hoodies
49. Monsters Like Redecorating their Lairs75. Monsters Like Men’s Wearhouse



Our monster mascots help us with our evil schemes, as well as taking care of chores around the mansion. From writing press releases to collaborating on blog posts, this blog would not exist without them.

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