546. Monsters Like Pulling All-Nighters

546. Monsters Like Pulling All-Nighters

Some people are early birds. Some people are night owls. Some people aren’t any kind of bird. Some people aren’t even people. But whatdoyoucallpeoplewhoaren’tpeople,anyway? I guess you could just call them by their name. I mean, it’s never a bad idea to call someone by their name, right? Some people…

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545. Monsters Like Ruining Your Summer Plans

545. Monsters Like Ruining Your Summer Plans

Good weather? Check. Babes in bikinis? Check. Beer? Check. Sunscreen? Check. Hot dogs? Check. Massacre? Uh, what? I didn’t order a massacre. That’s really going to ruin the chill vibe of this otherwise calm swimming respite. Gauze? Check. Ambulance? Check.

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Horror Star Brings Novelist Ray Bradbury to the Stage

Horror Star Brings Novelist to the Stage

This press release just in from our horror crush, Bill Oberst, Jr. Oberst has written a play about iconic author Ray Bradbury (Fahrenheit 451), and is bringing the legend to life with the help of master SFX artist Jeff Farley. Check it out: FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE July 30, 2018 Jeff…

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542. Monsters Like Being 20% More Impulsive

542. Monsters Like Being 20% More Impulsive

When completely upending your life and the lives of your family, friends, and neighbors, it’s important to get the degree of severity just right. Being 80% more impulsive is clearly much too much. But you definitely want to change enough to make a lasting impact. After all, this isn’t a…

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540. Monsters Like that When Life Closes a Door, it Opens a Window

540. Monsters Like that When Life Closes a Door, it Opens a Window

Actually, that’s not life doing that. It’s us. You just can’t see us because we’re invisible. And angry that you’re here. This house is haunted. Surprise!

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