9. Monsters Like Vintage Bed Sheets

Every disembodied spirit has needs. Children to scare. Places to haunt. Clean, white bed sheets for attire. But in the last several decades, finding the proper, plain linens has become difficult. Would you be frightened of an invisible spirit wearing a bed sheet decorated with Luke Skywalker? What about the…

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8. Monsters Like Mad Scientists

It’s happened to all of us. You’re just lying there in some dark laboratory. A quick inspection reveals that you are nothing but a pile of body parts. . . a hand here, a tongue there, a pile of eyeballs and a few toes. No good monster can terrorize the…

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7. Monsters Like Hiding Under the Bed

Monsters have been given a bad reputation by ax murderers and psycho killers, who hide under your bed in wait for sinister reasons. Contrary to popular belief, monsters hide under the bed for more reasons than just to wait for you to go to sleep so they can terrorize you.…

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6. Monsters Like Radiation

There are several reasons why monsters are fans of radiation. For one, radiation is responsible for creating some monsters. Without exposure to radiation, the world would never have seen the Hulk, or Swamp Thing. And to take that logic train to the next stop, radiation could very well create new…

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5. Monsters Like Good Hair Days

It’s true – some monsters can be as vain as humans. Sure, some monsters can’t see their reflections, and some monsters don’t have much hair, but the monsters who can and do definitely like to keep up their appearances. A stylish hairdo is one of the first things people notice…

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4. Monsters Like Hanging Out in the Dark

Many types of monsters are sensitive to sunlight. In fact, recent scientific studies have shown that Dracula himself, and all his vampire descendants, carry the gene responsible for severe photodermatosis, the sunlight disease. Alternately, other monsters’ sensitivity was developed over time, from lack of regular light exposure. Many monsters have…

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3. Monsters Like Destroying Tokyo

My world travels have not yet taken me to Tokyo, but my friends tell me it’s a bustling city filled with glass and steel. While this can be said of many great cities, there must be something special about Tokyo. Destroying Tokyo was popularized by Godzilla in the 1950’s. He…

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2. Monsters Like Eating Little Girls

It is a widely known fact within monster communities that little girls are much tastier than little boys. Little girls are, in fact, made up of sugar and spice and pretty much everything nice. And while they are often used in potions or spells and kept as pets, not all…

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