Breaking News! – Cookie Monster Corrupts Kids?

Cookie Monster has been called to testify before a congressional subcommittee regarding allegations that he is a “gateway monster.”

Moms and Dads Against Monsters (MADAM) has accused Cookie Monster of encouraging young children to engage in a ghoulish lifestyle. MADAM maintains that exposure to the Cookie Monster at a young age, along with other monsters of his kind, lead to eventual moral corruption. According to MADAM, many children who grew up watching the Cookie Monster now engage in low-level spell casting, spirit conjuring, and a disturbing interest in the “Twilight” series.

Members of MADAM have been protesting for three days. Cookie Monster is scheduled to appear before a Senate subcommittee next Tuesday.

Stuff Monsters Like will bring you the details as they become known.



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