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Home Archive by category "Halloween Season"

Category: Halloween Season

584. Monsters Like Calling up Our Exes…from the Grave!

584. Monsters Like Calling up Our Exes...from the Grave!

Some days you can’t win. Your hair may be on point. Your lipstick may be perfect. But for some reason, nothing is going right. You feel out of sorts. Your girls will NOT stop screwing things up. And some virgin lit the black flame candle and stole your favorite book.…

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Sarah G October 30, 2019 October 30, 2019

582. Monsters Like Non-Sequitur Sequels

582. Monsters Like Non-Sequitur Sequels

All the kids want a new Silver Shamrock Co. mask for Halloween.  In fact, so many kids want it, you could almost accuse the manufacturer of mind control.  Whatever happened to the inside-out Shatner mask from the first two movies?  Halloween III must be a non-sequitur sequel. It did bring…

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Jimmy October 11, 2019 October 7, 2019

581. Monsters Like When the Halloween Store Comes to Town

581. Monsters Like When the Halloween Store Comes to Town

Do you know how hard it is to find a good fog machine off season? Do you know how much slime we go through in a single month? When the Halloween store opens in the previously abandoned Kmart each fall, it gives us a chance to stock up on all…

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MonsterStuff October 1, 2019 May 24, 2020

554. Monsters Like Proving that Age is Just a Number

554. Monsters Like Proving that Age is Just a Number

40 years. That’s nothing compared to all the terror I’ve survived in those decades. 11. The number of iterations in which this monstrous soul has inflicted trauma. $33.3 million. The record amount you’re willing to pay on an opening day in October to see whether I have the last laugh.…

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Sarah G October 31, 2018 November 23, 2018

Halloween Week 2018: Stretch Your Celebrations with these Spooky Fun Holidays

Monsters get restless in the days before Halloween! We’re not very patient creatures, after all. Over the years, we monsters have developed* a series of Halloween Week holidays to help us get into the spooky spirit while letting us create mayhem well before our neighbors are prepared. So, grab your cape,…

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MonsterStuff October 13, 2018 May 22, 2020

524. Monsters Like Roseanne

Because she made it flippin’ mandatory for all sit-coms to do a cool Halloween episode every season. And if your show does NOT do a cool Halloween episode, then you suck. That’s it. Eternal thanks to Roseanne.

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Jimmy January 26, 2018 May 24, 2020

511. Monsters Like Being the Life of Your Halloween Party

511. Monsters Like Being the Life of Your Halloween Party

Every party has one—the center of attention, the lady killer, the guy who never needs “to sober up so he can drive home soon.” It could be you, you know. I mean, that’s what Lyft is for, right? This Halloween, try these three tips and become the life of the…

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Sarah G October 31, 2017 October 15, 2017

510. Monsters Like Party City Coupons

510. Monsters Like Party City Coupons

With deals like that, you can’t dig the graves fast enough.

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Jimmy October 19, 2017 May 24, 2020
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