The holiday season has begun! It’s Monster Christmastime – otherwise known as Halloween season. Each year, Stuff Monsters Like enjoys creating a theme around which to write our posts. This year, you lucky humans will have the pleasure of reading posts written about our best theme yet: Monster Parties for…
364 days out of the year parents are all, like, “Don’t take candy from someone you don’t know. It could be dangerous.” But then Halloween rolls around, and all the tables are turned. Here’s some candy, little girl. There’s more inside the house…
Wow. October 30th got here faster than expected! You’ve got less than 24 hours to find the perfect gift for your date to the Halloween party down the street. But what do you get? A severed head? Too hard to wrap. Make a magic potion? But you’re out of eye…
Hidden prizes such as poison, razor blades, cocaine, sleeping pills, drugs, needles, gooey centers of LSD, rusty safety pins, syringes, and broken glass. Diabetes is only the beginning of your troubles. Enjoy children. Eat up.
Usually it’s the other way around. Puny humans look to the skies and see clouds, or airplanes, or planets, or weather balloons, and fear my planet is invading. You couldn’t be more wrong. And we love you for that. Well, we love you for your planet’s resources and for how…
In the wild blue yonder of the Mogollon Rim in Arizona, there is told the legend of a great ape man with an unearthly screech and long, matted white hair and beard. Reaching six to eight feet tall, with wild red eyes, this smelly hominid has been spotted in the…
Sure. We like to get out; have a night on the town. If you lived your whole life ruling a swamp, eating nothing but possum, alligators, and drunken rednecks, you would need to blow off a little steam too. I call up my peeps Franky and Bones and we hit da…
Nothing makes the story of a horrific tragedy more frightening than when the location is named after it. Buildings, forests, mountains. It doesn’t matter. By proxy, the place becomes even more terrifying when you name it after some poor, wandering soul. Someone who is believed to have died there by…
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Featuring movie essays from the Head Monsters of SML and others that explore our love for horror cinema! Published by the Collinsport Historical Society.
