Fresh nails, clean teeth And I don’t know where I am gonna be Black heels, bowtie When I step out you know you’re gonna die They go runnin’ just as fast, and then faster ‘Cuz every girl crazy ‘bout a sharp dressed monster Monsters aren’t vain. Many of…
In celebration of this weekend’s 10th annual Asheville Zombiewalk, Stuff Monsters Like thought this would be a good opportunity to recap some of our favorite zombie-themed posts and film reviews thus far. From your reactions to being bitten to our interest in maintaining a status quo following the impending zombie…
Do you think people taste like chicken? If you’re being attacked by a masked killer, would you run upstairs, into the basement, or outside to the woods? Should H.P. Lovecraft be required reading for middle school students? These are some of the questions we’ve asked actors who have played such…
March is Women’s History Month. It’s a time to celebrate – or at least, finally acknowledge – the many great inventions and accomplishments of women around the world and throughout time. For instance, did you know that Elsa Lanchester, the iconic lead in the 1935 film Bride of Frankenstein, was…
Because the 3-month Christmas season isn’t long enough, jewelry stores and confectionaries across the nation are asking you to buy into Valentine’s Day this weekend. The holiday was originally created as a commemoration of one of any number of Christian martyrs named Valentine, and today is celebrated in the U.S.…
UPDATE: We’ve updated this post for 2016 with our most recent relevant posts. Can you feel the monster love? Valentine’s Day is next weekend. But isn’t every day a good time for a little monster love? The torchlight. The romantic dinner of two people. Maybe a little hanky-panky afterward. Monsters…
This Valentine’s Day, tell your special someone (or something, depending on your monstery tastes) how you feel with a box of chocolates. While all the choices we’ve listed may not be dark chocolate, per se, they will showcase your delightfully dark feelings in chocolate form. Pair these with a bottle…
The respectable party monster LIVES Halloween. It is more than just one special day every year. It’s a lifestyle. And so, many of these spooky decorations may look unfamiliar to the lay-monster or the average Halloween-loving human. There are no foam tombstones and plastic spiders in this set. No, sir.…
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Featuring movie essays from the Head Monsters of SML and others that explore our love for horror cinema! Published by the Collinsport Historical Society.
