There was once a human who asserted that for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. I don’t always buy that. At least, I believe I should have conquered the planet seven times over if that were true. Be that as it may, on a site devoted to…
Monsters love getting dressed up and stealing someone’s date. When we do it up, we do it up right. So, this Valentines Day, why not show your loved ones how much you care about them by giving them a gift from your heart? Better yet, why not save your heart,…
Until the Haunted Mansion gets that book-movie-action figure franchise deal we’ve been hoping for, we can’t inundate you with SML swag for the whole family. Sorry. But we did have our minions scour the internet for a few fun gift ideas for the holiday season. We recommend you give your…
Wow. October 30th got here faster than expected! You’ve got less than 24 hours to find the perfect gift for your date to the Halloween party down the street. But what do you get? A severed head? Too hard to wrap. Make a magic potion? But you’re out of eye…
The Head Monsters at SML have been raising funds all month for a journey into space. It is our dream to fly to the moon, build a moon base, and kick back with a new view of the waning Earth and a guitar to write a folk album. Our endeavor…
5. Tom Hanks as Joe 4. Mayor of Glendale 3. Charlie Sheen, because his Tiger Blood appeases the Gods 2. The last virgin on the Island 1. Little Timmy (that well doesn’t look so bad now, does it?)
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Featuring movie essays from the Head Monsters of SML and others that explore our love for horror cinema! Published by the Collinsport Historical Society.
