Introducing our New Mascot!

The Haunted Mansion and Blog Laboratory has been busy recently. Our head monsters have been making more appearances around the world, we’ve narrowly managed to contain WNC’s latest zombie outbreak <<link>>, and (to be perfectly honest) our current mascots barely made it through minion breeding season this spring.

Breeding season gets rough…

Any-hoo. Our head monsters have made a few calls around certain circles of theirs. You know: called in a few favors, blackmailed a certain Transylvanian count – the usual. And now we have a new fulltime mascot at the Haunted Mansion!

Meet Keith.

Keith will take over duties as roadie and mechanic for our giant 10-foot Tesla coil in the Blog Laboratory. He enjoys long walks on the beach and raising opossums. Keith’s favorite movie is, appropriately, “Roadie.” Not the new one – the original one with Meatloaf in it. While at the Haunted Mansion and Blog Laboratory, Keith hopes to get closer to his dreams of thinking outside the box.

Help us give a Keith a stupendously spooky welcome. Join us at the Haunted Mansion and Blog Laboratory this Friday evening for a dungeon-warming celebration.

Wait – is that Halloween? Even better. See you then.




Our monster mascots help us with our evil schemes, as well as taking care of chores around the mansion. From writing press releases to collaborating on blog posts, this blog would not exist without them.

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