Is the Moon Still Out of Reach? – Our Kickstarter Wrapup Post

Dear Earthlings,

Thirty days have officially passed. An entire moon has come and gone. And our first Kickstarter endeavor has come to a close.

Were we able to raise the $578 Billion needed to fly to the moon, build a permanent moon base, and write a folk album? Not quite.

Our detractors may say that we weren’t even close. But we disagree. Success is in the arms of the beholder, and we’re holding on to some great things from this virtual journey – cool new contacts, a bunch of articles written all over the globe, and a seed of possibility.

While you weren’t looking, we planted that tiny seed in the back of your brain. Perhaps it is possible to live on the moon, it whispers to you when your thoughts are quiet. Perhaps mankind can come together, regardless of national boundaries, and decide to make this happen for ourselves.

Get the seed out, you ask? Never, we reply!

With luck – and a little stolen cerebral spinal fluid – that seed will grow into a giant man-eating beast no longer willing to sit quietly in the back shed! And then, dear humans, we will return – ready to lead your armies from Cape Canaveral to the moon!

Our sincerest thanks to the 38 backers who helped us raise several thousand internet dollars in support of our journey. When we do finally make it to the moon, our busiest roadways will be named after you.

Did you miss our Kickstarter journey? You can recap the whole endeavor here.


Our monster mascots help us with our evil schemes, as well as taking care of chores around the mansion. From writing press releases to collaborating on blog posts, this blog would not exist without them.

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