Monster Advice Column

Advice.monsterDear Advice Monster:
My big sister is really mean to me. I am only 5 years old. What should I do?
Chrissy

Dear Chrissy:
Have you ever tried hiding in her closet until she’s asleep so you can eat her toes? If not, give it a shot. That seems to help with all the people who give me minor annoyances.
Good luck,
Advice Monster

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