The SML Monstey Award is a prestigious accolade presented annually each Spring to those unlucky enough to receive our attentions. Awards are presented to “celebrities” – real or imagined – who the SML minions believe are worthy of recognition for their contributions to horror film and horrible culture.
This year, the SML Monstey Awards date falls on Friday the 13th – and we couldn’t be more proud to announce the recipients.
The 2012 Monstey Awards winners are:
Best Pre-Fame Cameo – C.H.U.D.
I Bet He Didn’t Put This on His Resume – Campfire Stories
People Who Gross Out Even Us – Live “Performance Art” Birth
Gentry Lee Sutherland and Jacob Simmons
Dubious Human Achievement Award – Jesus on a Wal-Mart Receipt
To nominate someone for a 2013 Monstey Award, email us at email@example.com.