Coming up with all those scary movie names is hard work. “Bloody” this and “Slasher” that. Eventually you just run out of ideas. That’s where the random title generator comes in handy. Sure, it doesn’t spit out any titles that are too amazing, like “Reservoir Dogs” or “Requiem for a…
An impeccable wardrobe. Inventive sexual encounters. The best club drugs the Korean underground has to offer. Impromptu musical performances. Sexy accents. Wealth beyond measure. Thorough manscaping. Making a memorable entrance. After millennia of offering favors to aspiring artists and performers, you begin to understand a little about what the public…
Hey, King Kong—what’re you the ruler of? Numbskull Island? Yo, Mothra. Who designed your wing pattern? My grandmother’s curtains? Godzilla? More like Nod-zilla. What a snooze! Your momma is so fat, when she destroys a Japanese city, she destroys the WHOLE city.
“Unhappy is he to whom the memories of childhood bring only fear and sadness. Wretched is he who looks back upon lone hours in vast and dismal chambers with brown hangings and maddening rows of antique books, or upon awed watches in twilight groves of grotesque, gigantic, and vine-encumbered trees…
Everything has its place on the food chain. Lettuce consumes the nutrients from the soil. Rabbits munch on lettuce. People catch rabbits and turn them into stew. But don’t be fooled—the chain doesn’t end with humans. Instead, it has a couple extra links. And those links are bigger, deadlier, and…
When the detectives arrive to begin their search for the missing girl, they always say she disappeared into “thin air.” It’s never thick air. Do you know why? Have you ever tried to make an innocent damsel disappear into thick air? It just doesn’t work. It’s too hard. Trust us.…
