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Welcome to Stuff Monsters Like — the most comprehensive, satirical anthology of stuff monsters like on the web.

Across the universe, a lot of time is devoted to the things that interest humans and their petty needs. Monsters have been largely overlooked, but not anymore! Monster movie devotees have seen many common themes carry down from monster stories over the years. Whether you’re a born monster, or you’re new to the dungeon, this blog highlights those similarities in a way that’s sure to make you scream...with laughter.

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Your source of horror news and alerts, Asheville-area events, reviews of horror movies and more, and details about what crazy things the SML Head Monsters have been up to.
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Intergalactic Hug A Monster Day takes place on July 27 every year. It is a day to show appreciation to all the monsters in our lives. Find out more about this year's celebrations and how you can participate.
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Annual Monstey Awards

Annual Monstey Awards
Each year, SML presents monstey awards to to those unlucky enough to receive our attentions. Find out more about this year's winners, and what they had to say.
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Make Your Own Monsters

Make Your Own Monsters
Did you know you could create your very own army of SML minions? All you need is a printer, manual dexterity, and some determination.
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579. Monsters Like Long, Cool Drinks of Water

Monsters Like Long, Cool Drinks of Water

You know what’s wrong with this planet? It’s too hot, and it’s too dry.  We’re practically useless on dry land. Just a lumpy, inert mass in our shriveled stasis. Luckily, you skeletal creatures are 70% water. And you’ve figured out a system for freshwater delivery to make up the difference.…

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Sarah G August 20, 2019 August 20, 2019

578. Monsters Like Stony Ground

Most people tend to their ground to make it more fertile. They add compost and fertilizers. They plant crops. They till the ground, and they reap what they sow. There is a season for everything under the sun. And it is good. But what happens when a ground has been…

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Sarah G August 9, 2019 August 9, 2019

577. Monsters Like Learning the Big Family Secret

Adolescence is difficult.  Your body begins to go through changes. You’re hungry all the time. Hair starts sprouting where it has not before. Your sleeping habits change, and suddenly you enjoy staying up later. And to make matters worse, the fate of your school’s basketball season falls squarely on your…

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Sarah G July 30, 2019 July 30, 2019

576. Monsters Like Making the Audience Uncomfortable

576. Monsters Like Making the Audience Uncomfortable

There are two big things that monsters love about horror movies. The first is pretty obvious. We love rampaging across your screen, bringing terror to the hapless teenagers running through the woods. Or to the young girl possessed by a demon from Hell. Or to the citizens of Tokyo as…

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Sarah G July 19, 2019 July 19, 2019

575. Monsters Like Making an Appearance in Your Bedtime Stories

Science shows that a bedtime ritual is important for preparing both the mind and the body for sleep. Drink a cup of warm milk. Brush your teeth. Put on socks. Take off socks. Whatever you do in your routine, you probably do it more or less every night. And the…

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Sarah G July 9, 2019 July 9, 2019

574. Monsters Like Confronting Our Past

They say if you do not learn from your past, you are doomed to repeat it. That’s just what we’re counting on.

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Sarah G June 18, 2019 June 15, 2019
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