543. Monsters Like Working for Really Competitive Wages
542. Monsters Like Being 20% More Impulsive
When completely upending your life and the lives of your family, friends, and neighbors, it’s important to get the degree of severity just right. Being 80% more impulsive is clearly much too much. But you definitely want to change enough to make a lasting impact. After all, this isn’t a…
541. Monsters Like Ironically Enjoying Fine Literature
We read this right before an amputation. Get it?
540. Monsters Like that When Life Closes a Door, it Opens a Window
Actually, that’s not life doing that. It’s us. You just can’t see us because we’re invisible. And angry that you’re here. This house is haunted. Surprise!
539. Monsters Like Country-Dependent Alternate Endings
Everyone knows that during the final epic battle of the 1962 “King Kong vs. Godzilla” movie, Kong wins. The giant monkey’s roar is clearly audible at the end of the film after both behemoths crash into the ocean. No Godzilla can be detected. Kong triumphed over that stupid radioactive lizard.…
538. Monsters Like Confirmation Bias
Confirmation bias is the ability in humans, once they want or believe in something, to ignore almost all contradictory information. For instance, when humans fall in love with a house on the market. Of course, a family of five were slain there, mysteriously, while they slept in their beds. And…