573. Monsters Like Surprise Gender Reveals
572. Monsters Like Statistically Improbable Deaths
Statistically probable deaths are so boring. They’re ubiquitous. Most people will die from a predictable and probable death. These include heart disease, cancer, diabetes, strokes, and Alzheimer’s disease. Mostly brought on by lack of exercise, bad diet, or bad genetics. Most people you know, including yourself, will die from one…
571. Monsters Like Moving to Ironically Named Locations
570. Monsters Like Random Title Generators
Coming up with all those scary movie names is hard work. “Bloody” this and “Slasher” that. Eventually you just run out of ideas. That’s where the random title generator comes in handy. Sure, it doesn’t spit out any titles that are too amazing, like “Reservoir Dogs” or “Requiem for a…
569. Monsters Like Showmanship
An impeccable wardrobe. Inventive sexual encounters. The best club drugs the Korean underground has to offer. Impromptu musical performances. Sexy accents. Wealth beyond measure. Thorough manscaping. Making a memorable entrance. After millennia of offering favors to aspiring artists and performers, you begin to understand a little about what the public…
568. Monsters Like Throwing Shade
Hey, King Kong—what’re you the ruler of? Numbskull Island? Yo, Mothra. Who designed your wing pattern? My grandmother’s curtains? Godzilla? More like Nod-zilla. What a snooze! Your momma is so fat, when she destroys a Japanese city, she destroys the WHOLE city.