Last Tuesday, intrepid SML reporter Hogson Shivers misquoted computer scientist and mad inventor Chip Cosmos in his interview “A Man with a Plan: Cosmos’ Plot to Rule the Cosmos.” Regarding his current project of developing an army of sleeper agent kitchen appliances, Dr. Cosmos was quoted as saying, “The robot revolution is here.” In fact, Cosmos said, “The robot revolution is near,” and doesn’t plan on infiltrating America’s homes and coffee shops for another 6-8 weeks.
We apologize for any undue excitement or panic on the part of our readers, and look forward to covering this breaking story when it actually occurs.
