Stuff Monsters Like Retraction

Last Tuesday, intrepid SML reporter Hogson Shivers presented his report: “5 Ways to Prevent Moon Bandit Attacks.” Regretfully, we have discovered that his notes became mixed up with those for a different story.

In fact, number four (“never feed them after midnight”) has no effect on moon bandits, but is a very important rule when dealing with another kind of creature. We anxiously await Hogson’s follow up article.


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