“Through their trials and tribulations, cheerfulness and heartaches, they had remained beautiful to each other. Although their youth and innocence had slightly faded, it was silently known among them they were no longer little ghouls. They were now little monsters.” —Quoted from Chapter 49 of Louisa May Alcott’s Little…
Breaker Breaker 1 – 9. Anyone got their ears on? It’s me, Large Marge. It’s pretty regular business for us long-haul truck drivers. Out there on the big highways alone, listening to tunes, talking on the CBs, scaring Pee Wees, and poppin’ Bennies. That’s the life for me. 24-hour diners,…
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE LAKE NOWHERE announces distribution details and amazing new illustrated cover art! BrinkVision to bring the 80’s-style slasher to Blu-Ray, DVD, and VOD on August 16th! LAKE NOWHERE, the 80s-style slasher horror film that Fangoria called “a little slice of heaven for fans of vintage bloodfests” has unveiled…
Take, for instance, the movie Alien Predator. Two awesome things we already love, combined to make something new and sad. We have a few other suggestions for this very technique: How about “Friday the Halloweenth”? Or “The Texas Jaws Massacre”?
Dark Hollow: Not bad, but we could probably do better. The Pit of Despair: Yep. That’s about right. The Bog of Eternal Stench: Oh, yeah. That’s the stuff.
For every psychopathic madman, possessed children’s toy, and pieced-together corpse, there’s a woman who’s as damaged as she is attractive. I now pronounce you monster and wife.
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Featuring movie essays from the Head Monsters of SML and others that explore our love for horror cinema! Published by the Collinsport Historical Society.
