You know what’s wrong with this planet? It’s too hot, and it’s too dry. We’re practically useless on dry land. Just a lumpy, inert mass in our shriveled stasis. Luckily, you skeletal creatures are 70% water. And you’ve figured out a system for freshwater delivery to make up the difference.…
It was immediately overused and quickly became cliche. To many, just the mere sound of the phrase is worse than press-on fingernails on a chalkboard. But for our purposes, there’s another prime reason to enjoy the phrase “New Year, New You.” For us, the phrase can be quite literal.
It’s not that hard to live in peaceful coexistence with another race. Especially if that existence skews heavily in favor of the oppressive invaders. And Greg. Let the assimilation begin! Image via Fake Science
Bears and bats hibernate in the winter. As temperatures cool and snow drifts begin to build, they cozy up with their kin and settle down for the proverbial long winter’s nap. Insects burrow into the ground, content to miss entire seasons—sometimes upwards of a couple decades! Plants of all types…
In a world divided by partisan politics, reverse psychology, in-fighting, money laundering, adultery, back door deals, and the broken American dream, what better way is there to bring a group of select outcasts and intellectuals together than in order to save the nation’s capital from brain-eating, head-exploding insects from outer…
In space, no one can hear you scream. But they can damn sure hear you cry, isn’t that right, Bill Paxton? Who knew that space exploration would require such a large supply of Kleenex? Game over, man. Game over.
Lovers of 90s television sci-fi are gearing up for this month’s special network treat: A six-episode The X-Files mini-event on the show’s original network, FOX. In preparation for the big day, I’ve been rewatching the best episodes of the series. But when season 5 ended, I couldn’t move on without…
Aliens have crossed the galaxy, traveling 8 billion light years to visit Earth, but for what reason? To get involved in US politics, of course. And can you blame them? America is better for the meddling of those Outside-the-Beltway Aliens. The extraterrestrials had grown tired of America’s tax and spend…
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Featuring movie essays from the Head Monsters of SML and others that explore our love for horror cinema! Published by the Collinsport Historical Society.
