Do you think people taste like chicken? If you’re being attacked by a masked killer, would you run upstairs, into the basement, or outside to the woods? Should H.P. Lovecraft be required reading for middle school students? These are some of the questions we’ve asked actors who have played such…
Especially when you Earthlings greet us with cake and balloons. Happy World UFO Day!
This Tuesday, intrepid SML reporter Hogson Shivers provides exclusive coverage of Proog Flurmeen’s visit to Asheville, NC. Proog Flurmeen is the Prime Minister of the planet Gorgulon 7, and is a fan of overrated travel destinations. The PM is scheduled to visit several haunted attractions in the area to feast…
Your cattle are ready for slaughter? We’ll handle it. We’re just really bad at the next parts, like putting the meat in freezers in a sanitary, government-regulated way.
While I was pondering what would be a good first line for this review, something to really grab your attention, it dawned on me that all I really need to ask is “Do you want to be freaked out?” I mean legitimately freaked out, like possibly verging on actually scared.…
As we gear up for Hug A Monster Day 2012, we have a lot of great things planned! Keep a close eyeball on Stuff Monsters Like for updates, information about our photo contest, and some do-it-yourself craft projects, specially designed by the minions at the SML Haunted Mansion and Blog…
Millions of years of evolution means nothing to the beings from Gorgulon 7.
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Featuring movie essays from the Head Monsters of SML and others that explore our love for horror cinema! Published by the Collinsport Historical Society.
