Today’s killings brought to you by the letter “C”! The crazy, cut-throat clown craved the capture and crucifiction of: carolers, college kids, clerks, construction workers, Captain Crunch, Canadians cooks, custodians and Charisma Carpenter.
Today’s killings brought to you by the letter “H”! The hairy, hunchbacked, hulking hoard with hook hands have hits on: hippies, hipsters, homeless, hooligans, homosexuals, halfwits, Harry Houdini hussies, and handsome hunks.
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