Science shows that a bedtime ritual is important for preparing both the mind and the body for sleep. Drink a cup of warm milk. Brush your teeth. Put on socks. Take off socks. Whatever you do in your routine, you probably do it more or less every night. And the…
Turn on the light! Turn on ALL the lights! Why are you wandering around in the dark, stupid? Don’t you know there’s a killer in the house?!
It’s the dark, people. The dark. It’s just a fancy way of saying that monsters like when the lights go out. That’s all.
We read somewhere that a flashlight was really just a plastic tube to store dead batteries inside. And boy, do we monsters know it? We thrive in the darkness. Flashlights do not. This is why we will always win. If you want our advice, don’t take the time to fidget…
Timid? Shy? Don’t like taking off your clothes in front of your friends? That’s fine. We sympathize. We have a solution. When your unabashed wanton friends go upstairs to screw, take off your shoes and just dip in your toes. That’s all. Just your toes. It’ll be fine.
When you see it on television or in a movie, you always cringe: “I’ll be fine alone in the dark woods with a flashlight we both know doesn’t work well or a rusty lantern that could be taken out with one light breeze.” “Don’t worry! What could possibly happen as…
Yes. Tremble! The final sign of the Apocalypse is here.
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Featuring movie essays from the Head Monsters of SML and others that explore our love for horror cinema! Published by the Collinsport Historical Society.
