Strong-sighted people are such a drag. Have you ever chased one through a dimly lit forest at dusk? Exactly. They get away nearly every time. Give us a glasses-wearing nerd any day. They’re ours. All ours. Every time.
When you see it on television or in a movie, you always cringe: “I’ll be fine alone in the dark woods with a flashlight we both know doesn’t work well or a rusty lantern that could be taken out with one light breeze.” “Don’t worry! What could possibly happen as…
It’s a tale as old as time. Well, it happened 20 years ago today, at least, in these very woods. The Memorial Day Massacre. A bunch of college kids came out here to have a good time. But little did they know that they weren’t the only ones in these-here…
Who here was able to sit through I Spit on Your Grave? Who here didn’t know the premise of the movie and, within the first thirty minutes, ended up like this? Or this? Did you watch it alone on Netflix? Did you try to fight back? Did you just…
Listen. I know when you’re young you humans have these hormones raging through your bodies. I know it’s cool to look promiscuous. I know it’s even more fun to BE a little loose and dangerous and risky. I mean, hey. No one knows better what it feels like to let…
You are now 3 hours from the nearest town, cell phone tower, and car mechanic. Yep. Good luck.
It’s like having your prey conveniently wrap itself in a thin tortilla shell and wait patiently for you to attack.
If you’ve been wandering through the desert, lost for days, and you see a vending machine in the distance full of cold drinks, it’s probably a mirage. If you’re lost in the woods – and can’t find your way home because you were dumb enough to bring bird food to…
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Featuring movie essays from the Head Monsters of SML and others that explore our love for horror cinema! Published by the Collinsport Historical Society.
