In a world built solely on identity, presentation is everything. Everything. No one understands that better than the dark souls wrapped in Valentino suits and Oliver Peoples tortoiseshell glasses who work alongside me in the high-rising towers of Manhattan. Our worth is based on the quality of our accounts, the…
Whether you’re a even-handed cannibal, a vigilante serial killer, or you’ve just had a hard time this week getting those business cards to print just right, an essential piece of your Friday evening wardrobe is a good, high-quality rain coat. Rain gear is essential in humid climates like the Pacific…
Whoever said sleep is for the weak is a harsh, compounded expletive idiot. As is evidenced by Bill here. While Bill may believe that if he sleeps he’ll die, it’s really just his sleep-deprived, delirium-triggered mind playing tricks on him. Really horrible, awful tricks. Prepare to follow Bill down into…
Monsters believe in taking care of ourselves and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. “In the morning if my face is a little puffy I’ll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1,000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep…
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Featuring movie essays from the Head Monsters of SML and others that explore our love for horror cinema! Published by the Collinsport Historical Society.
