After a hard night of chasing noisy teenagers around the woods or summoning demons from the depths of Hell, sometimes a monster just needs to sit down with a nice, stiff drink. But where can a hairy, scary monster go to wind down without being harassed by the local pitchfork-wielding…
Inevitably, there are always a few angry villagers who own guns.
Happy Bastille Day
The mental and physical torture of townspeople is what we do best. We live in the creepy castle on the hill overlooking the quaint village below. You know the one. Gothic architecture. Howling wolves at night. Lots of lightning strikes. And there always seems to be a low-hanging cloud of…
Nothing like doing some yard work and trimming the hedges to take the edge off a long day of totally freaking out the villagers.
A man’s home is his castle. And a monster’s castle is his fortress. Any monster who values his privacy knows a few tricks for keeping the pesky villagers and meddling teenagers with dogs off of his property. Of course, we have no intention of sharing all our secrets with you…
It’s a tough life plotting and scheming and chasing overzealous teenagers. Sometimes there’s nothing a busy monster needs more than a long vacation. But where can a monster go to escape the pressures of performing evil and the incoming mob of angry villagers? Nowadays, we follow the logic of our…
Even after living several centuries, monsters never get tired of celebrating their milestones and achievements. Weddings, graduations, hostile national takeovers – every big day calls for balloons and a cake. Birthdays are especially important occasions. If you were regularly chased by 100 angry villagers with pitchforks and torches, you would…
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Featuring movie essays from the Head Monsters of SML and others that explore our love for horror cinema! Published by the Collinsport Historical Society.
