240. Monsters Like When You Misspell Stuff
You think it makes you look cute. We think it makes you look easier to catch and eat.
Tag: animal familiars
Hellhound’s Handbook: Always Cremate Your Dead Pets
I know you sure do miss Sparky. He was always a good dog. Loyal too. But now that he’s gone, you think there’s nothing left to do but bury him in the pet cemetery under the highway. Okay. Stop there. Wrong. If horror movies have taught me anything, it’s to…
215. Monsters Like Avian Rage
It’s real. Don’t be fooled by those passive little birds, flying around and eating berries and seeds. They are kin to the dinosaurs, and not the cute ones with the long necks or three horns. Inside the heads of these birds is a tiny mind with big ideas. Ideas big…
201. Monsters Like Pet Supply Stores
Do you think looking this good is an accident? These shops have all your Wolfing-out needs: Flea collars, doggie shampoo, scratching posts, and nail trimmers. And when I’m good, they sell tasty treats too. Sadly, I’m very rarely good.
152. Monsters Like Crocodile-Infested Moats
A man’s home is his castle. And a monster’s castle is his fortress. Any monster who values his privacy knows a few tricks for keeping the pesky villagers and meddling teenagers with dogs off of his property. Of course, we have no intention of sharing all our secrets with you…
146. Monsters Like a Morbid Fashion Sense
Monsters like our fashion like they like our coffee: Warm, light-bodied, and stolen from my neighbors.
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