I wanted to make Hell’s Kitchen a better place. When I was a kid, I dreamed of what it was like to live far, far away from the bustle and the crime and the filth. But I realized that the city was a part of me—it was in my blood.…
Dear America, We don’t know what went wrong. We tried everything we could, but the momentum of time rolled inexorably forward and we were once again unable to stop the path that will lead to the world’s destruction. We tried the truth. We tried sarcasm. We tried all the internet…
Have you ever wondered just why monsters and evil masterminds are so gung-ho about ending humanity as we know it? It’s not something we attempt out of sheer boredom. Our end goal is not, in fact, credit for a massive and violent global apocalypse. After all, what good is fame…
Yes. Tremble! The final sign of the Apocalypse is here.
After all, it’s just more planet for us.
It’s a wide misconception that when the apocalypse hits, there will still be small bands of nomadic people, searching for truth, meaning, a place to rebuild their culture, and Twinkies. Those of us who have traveled forward in time know the truth. None of you suckers are going to make…
Aside from stamp collecting and rowing crew, working to destroy the universe is a monster’s favorite pass time. And every monster worth his weight in slime knows that a definite first step to destroying the universe is to create an apocalypse. Creating an apocalypse will get you some attention. There’s…
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Featuring movie essays from the Head Monsters of SML and others that explore our love for horror cinema! Published by the Collinsport Historical Society.
