If you follow news surrounding the evolution of man—as we all do—you’ll know that every few months, archaeologists seem to come across a new tooth, jawbone, or pinky toe that could rewrite early human history as we know it. When did humanity first wander out of Africa? At what point…
There was once a human who asserted that for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. I don’t always buy that. At least, I believe I should have conquered the planet seven times over if that were true. Be that as it may, on a site devoted to…
The wilds of Borneo. The temperate rainforests of the American Northwest. The peaks of the Himalayan Mountains. The fourth circle of Hell. The satellites of Jupiter. Monsters like hard living. It keeps us tough. It keeps us agile. And usually, you pesky kids and your dogs don’t bother us at…
In the wild blue yonder of the Mogollon Rim in Arizona, there is told the legend of a great ape man with an unearthly screech and long, matted white hair and beard. Reaching six to eight feet tall, with wild red eyes, this smelly hominid has been spotted in the…
Intergalactic Hug A Monster Day is just around the corner already! A lot of the cooler monsters have already found dates, but there are still plenty of devils, demons, and degenerates who might make a good match. I hear that Bigfoot is looking for a nice young lady who enjoys…
Monsters have been spotted living in many strange places around the world. I personally know an evil gnome who lives solely inside one of Bigfoot’s left footprints. But spooky old houses offer a number of things not available in barns, trailers, or your Uncle Rob’s duplex apartment. The rent is…
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Featuring movie essays from the Head Monsters of SML and others that explore our love for horror cinema! Published by the Collinsport Historical Society.
