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Home Posts tagged "candy"

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531. Monsters Like Being Sweet (Sometimes)

531. Monsters Like Being Sweet (Sometimes)

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Jimmy April 17, 2018 April 14, 2018

403. Monsters Like Being Sweet

Add a chocolate bar and roast him over some graham crackers and he’s the most delicious monster you ever invited to your cookout.

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Jimmy July 15, 2015 March 6, 2017

Hellhounds Handbook: Trick-or-Treat, Smell My Feet, Give Me Something Good to… Read?

Halloween can be really predictable, or it can be one of the most exciting nights of the year. Winged bats flying at you from behind picture frames are exciting, right? We think so. One way to make the night typically predictable is to give away candy. Kids expect it. They…

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Jimmy October 28, 2013 February 27, 2017

163. Monsters Like When Children Take Candy from Strangers

364 days out of the year parents are all, like, “Don’t take candy from someone you don’t know. It could be dangerous.” But then Halloween rolls around, and all the tables are turned. Here’s some candy, little girl. There’s more inside the house…

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Sarah G October 31, 2012 February 26, 2017

162. Monsters Like Hidden Prizes in Your Candy

Hidden prizes such as poison, razor blades, cocaine, sleeping pills, drugs, needles, gooey centers of LSD, rusty safety pins, syringes, and broken glass. Diabetes is only the beginning of your troubles. Enjoy children. Eat up.

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Jimmy October 28, 2012 May 23, 2020
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