531. Monsters Like Being Sweet (Sometimes)
Tag: candy
403. Monsters Like Being Sweet
Add a chocolate bar and roast him over some graham crackers and he’s the most delicious monster you ever invited to your cookout.
Hellhounds Handbook: Trick-or-Treat, Smell My Feet, Give Me Something Good to… Read?
Halloween can be really predictable, or it can be one of the most exciting nights of the year. Winged bats flying at you from behind picture frames are exciting, right? We think so. One way to make the night typically predictable is to give away candy. Kids expect it. They…
163. Monsters Like When Children Take Candy from Strangers
364 days out of the year parents are all, like, “Don’t take candy from someone you don’t know. It could be dangerous.” But then Halloween rolls around, and all the tables are turned. Here’s some candy, little girl. There’s more inside the house…
162. Monsters Like Hidden Prizes in Your Candy
Hidden prizes such as poison, razor blades, cocaine, sleeping pills, drugs, needles, gooey centers of LSD, rusty safety pins, syringes, and broken glass. Diabetes is only the beginning of your troubles. Enjoy children. Eat up.
