Being a monster is confusing. Who do you scare and who do you mutilate? Should you only do your monster business on Friday the 13th, or on Halloween? It’s hard to know the answers to these perplexing questions. That’s why monsters need guidance, some direction, that teaches you how to…
Strong-sighted people are such a drag. Have you ever chased one through a dimly lit forest at dusk? Exactly. They get away nearly every time. Give us a glasses-wearing nerd any day. They’re ours. All ours. Every time.
If you’re away on business, or running away from something horrible, or too busy being dead, who is going to care for your pets? At least until you rise from the grave in the form of a godawful abomination. The monsters! That’s who. We care. We’ll feed your pets. We’ll…
Ruh oh!
“I warn you, deary. I’m going to worm all of your ugly secrets out of you. Tell me, deary – who undoes your hair? It’s positively hideous!” Vezi mai multe din Desene animate pe 220.ro
Oh, for shame! Just look at your fingernails! My, I bet you monsters lead in-teresting lives. I said to my girlfriend just the other day – Gee, I’ll bet monsters are in-teresting, I said. The places you must go and the places you must see, my stars! And I’ll bet…
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Featuring movie essays from the Head Monsters of SML and others that explore our love for horror cinema! Published by the Collinsport Historical Society.
