587. Monsters Like Using the Magic of Christmas … to Exact Our Revenge!
I’m coming for you, Smiths! Hyah!
Tag: Christmas
557. Monsters Like Putting Our Own Spin on the Holiday Season
First, you start with a box. Then, you fill it with pox. Wrap it in bright-colored paper. Top it with a bow. What’s in it, you say? That’s the point of the thing—not to know. Then you hang an oversized sock over the fire. Fill it with a severed foot…
518. Monsters Like that Humans Need to Encounter Time-Traveling Paranormal Spirits in Order to Be Nice and Learn to Share
Happy Hellidays!: An SML-Approved List of Christmas Horror Movies
What’s the greatest Christmas movie of all time? It’s a Wonderful Life? A Christmas Story? Elf? Die Hard? Wrong. A Christmas Prince? Dead wrong. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians? Close. But still wrong. If you’ve been watching Christmas standards all your life, you’ve missed out on some truly great gems.…
517. Monsters Like Clean Coal
We keep hearing about clean coal. Is it really a thing? Or is it a myth? Because we would love to ruin your Christmas without getting our hands dirty.
515. Monsters Like Putting Your Holiday Anxiety in the Form of Song
On the first day of Christmas, the Yule Lads brought to me A raw potato in my right shoe On the second day of Christmas, we left for Stekkjarstaur Two glasses of warm sheep’s milk On the third day of Christmas, we left for Pvoruskleikir Three batter-covered spoons…
472. Monsters Like Dressing up for Their Office Christmas Party
Man, the medieval ages were tough. Anyone who’s lived through them can tell you they were nothing but centuries of war, famine, pestilence, and contaminated water sources. Pretty much the way you feel about all your corporate holiday functions, right? It’s no wonder, then, that the notorious Christmas figure who…
471. Monsters Like Celebratory Child Sacrifice [Holiday Edition]
The internet loves cats. You can’t shake a dead cat around the internet without running into another picture of a cat. But if you’re a child, you don’t want to encounter Iceland’s Yule Cat around Christmas. Because if you do, it means two things: You’ve been lazy and did not…
