540. Monsters Like that When Life Closes a Door, it Opens a Window
Actually, that’s not life doing that. It’s us. You just can’t see us because we’re invisible. And angry that you’re here. This house is haunted. Surprise!
Tag: closets
186. Monsters Like When Your Cell Phone Rings At the Exact Moment You’re Hiding In the Closet From the Killer
No, Mom. I can’t talk right now. No. I’ll have to call you back later. Okay. Okay. Love you, too. Okay. I really have to go. Bye.
107. Monsters Like Coming Out of the Closet
Monster Advice Column
Dear Advice Monster: My big sister is really mean to me. I am only 5 years old. What should I do? Chrissy Dear Chrissy: Have you ever tried hiding in her closet until she’s asleep so you can eat her toes? If not, give it a shot. That seems to…
