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Tag: Congress
Continuing Coverage – Congress Revisits Cookie Monster Issue
In keeping with their recent crusade to create new censorship laws, the U.S. Congress met again on Tuesday to discuss the perennial “problem” of Cookie Monster. Last fall, Cookie Monster was the subject of several congressional hearings, even appearing in his own defense. (See previous posts, Cookie Monster Corrupts Kids?…
Hogson Shivers Exclusive
This Tuesday, intrepid reporter Hogson Shivers provides full coverage of the latest Monster Congress initiative. Read his report: “Five Food Groups Now More Filling: Congress Declares Humans a Vegetable.”
Continuing Coverage – Cookie Monster Before Congress
Cookie Monster was called before Congress today in response to allegations that he is a “gateway monster.” The special interest group Moms and Dads Against Monster (MADAM) has called for all gateway monsters to be banned from family television. They maintain that gateway monsters, like the Cookie Monster and commercial…
Breaking News! – Cookie Monster Corrupts Kids?
Cookie Monster has been called to testify before a congressional subcommittee regarding allegations that he is a “gateway monster.” Moms and Dads Against Monsters (MADAM) has accused Cookie Monster of encouraging young children to engage in a ghoulish lifestyle. MADAM maintains that exposure to the Cookie Monster at a young…
