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Home Posts tagged "creepy kids"

Tag: creepy kids

505. Monsters Like Dust Busters

505. Monsters Like Dust Busters

You know the hardest part about haunting a house for a hundred years? Keeping it clean. You pesky kids break my windows to sneak in and do your sordid acts of rebellion. You get candle wax and chalk dust all over my nice hardwood floors. And then some man with…

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Sarah G September 19, 2017 September 19, 2017

504. Monsters Like Your Compulsion to Force Open Locked Doors

For someone who has no idea what’s behind that wall, you sure have a strong need to get into that room. But is that wise? Maybe that room was boarded up and sealed behind a pile of garbage for a reason. Did you ever think of that? While we’re being…

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Sarah G September 12, 2017 September 11, 2017

Seriously. There’s Just 3 Rules.: An SML Review of “Ouija: Origin of Evil”

There are only three rules to Ouija, the beloved Parker Brothers board game: Never play alone. Never play in a cemetery. Always say goodbye. While it’s pretty easy to make it through a game of Monopoly without really abiding by the rules (be honest—have you ever read them all the…

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Sarah G November 17, 2016 May 23, 2020

421. Monsters Like Play Time

monsters like play time

Research shows that nothing is more important to a young, developing mind than play time. And by our assessment, if a temporary play time is good for you, play time forever must be the best.

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Jimmy November 25, 2015 May 23, 2020

336. Monsters Like Faulty Emergency Brakes

On most days, the function of a truck’s emergency brake is to prevent an emergency from happening. But then there are those days when you’re out replacing window panes in an unfamiliar part of town, and the brake of the truck that you’ve parked in a tight alleyway just happens…

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Sarah G March 5, 2014 May 23, 2020

230. Monsters Like Pretending to be Your Kid’s Imaginary Friends

Why would we do this? First, we get lonely too. Ever since we died, not many people want to play with us. But your kids sure seem to enjoy our company. And second, we want to kill you.

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Jimmy April 9, 2013 May 23, 2020
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