You know the hardest part about haunting a house for a hundred years? Keeping it clean. You pesky kids break my windows to sneak in and do your sordid acts of rebellion. You get candle wax and chalk dust all over my nice hardwood floors. And then some man with…
For someone who has no idea what’s behind that wall, you sure have a strong need to get into that room. But is that wise? Maybe that room was boarded up and sealed behind a pile of garbage for a reason. Did you ever think of that? While we’re being…
There are only three rules to Ouija, the beloved Parker Brothers board game: Never play alone. Never play in a cemetery. Always say goodbye. While it’s pretty easy to make it through a game of Monopoly without really abiding by the rules (be honest—have you ever read them all the…
Research shows that nothing is more important to a young, developing mind than play time. And by our assessment, if a temporary play time is good for you, play time forever must be the best.
On most days, the function of a truck’s emergency brake is to prevent an emergency from happening. But then there are those days when you’re out replacing window panes in an unfamiliar part of town, and the brake of the truck that you’ve parked in a tight alleyway just happens…
Why would we do this? First, we get lonely too. Ever since we died, not many people want to play with us. But your kids sure seem to enjoy our company. And second, we want to kill you.
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Featuring movie essays from the Head Monsters of SML and others that explore our love for horror cinema! Published by the Collinsport Historical Society.
