See that giant, creepy mansion on the hill? Yeah. That’s mine. Oh. Did I mention I have a chauffeur? And a butler? And don’t even get me started on that multi-million dollar laboratory in the basement where I conduct my questionable and unethical experiments. Do you think those giant plasma…
The mental and physical torture of townspeople is what we do best. We live in the creepy castle on the hill overlooking the quaint village below. You know the one. Gothic architecture. Howling wolves at night. Lots of lightning strikes. And there always seems to be a low-hanging cloud of…
The phone rings and the creepy voice on the other end tells me I have 7 days to live. Um, is that how this works? Shouldn’t you kill me now? I mean, I’ve seen other monster movies, and they always die right away. What’s up with waiting a week? I…
You’ve been driving all afternoon. You’re hungry. You’re tired. You just want to get out of the car. Thank the gods there’s a gas station conveniently located just up ahead! The strange gentleman at the desk seems a little creepy, but he’s probably harmless. And there’s no reason not to…
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Featuring movie essays from the Head Monsters of SML and others that explore our love for horror cinema! Published by the Collinsport Historical Society.
