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Home Posts tagged "curses"

Tag: curses

276. Monsters Like Dumb People with an Overdeveloped Sense of Adventure

“Dave, what are we doing at the old Glenwood Mansion? You know this place gives me the creeps.” “Oh, c’mon Shelly. Are you really scared of a drafty old house that no one’s lived in for decades, that was home to ritualistic killings in the late nineteenth century, and whose…

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Sarah G July 23, 2013 February 27, 2017

180. Monsters Like When You Read Aloud From That Latin Spell Book

“Absum Adustum Admonitio Adverto Abbatis Abundans Reconcilio Recuperatio” Yes. Yes. Keep reading. We’re so glad you went snooping around your recently-deceased grandfather’s old book collection. We’ve all been cramped up in the nether-world for nearly a millennium. Thanks so much for attempting to open the portal between our two worlds…

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MonsterStuff December 16, 2012 February 26, 2017

165. Monsters Like When Your New Neighbors Neglect to Mention Things

I’ve been haunting this house for decades, and I see it every time. You’re a cute, young family with a dog. Or a cat. You think you’ve found a nice, structurally sound house in the suburbs. In fact, you got an awesome deal on the closing cost! Your life is…

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Sarah G November 6, 2012 February 26, 2017

28. Monsters Like Creating an Apocalypse

Aside from stamp collecting and rowing crew, working to destroy the universe is a monster’s favorite pass time. And every monster worth his weight in slime knows that a definite first step to destroying the universe is to create an apocalypse. Creating an apocalypse will get you some attention. There’s…

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Sarah G February 7, 2011 May 23, 2020

24. Monsters Like Ancient Curses from Antiquated Gods

The world has now settled on a few religions with whitewashed deities and spirits. Nobody seems to worship the antiquated creators anymore. And these gods are pissed. Several millennia ago, you couldn’t go anywhere without praising or invoking the name Amon-Ra. I mean, he was frickin’ everywhere. These angry gods,…

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Jimmy January 24, 2011 May 22, 2020
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