376. Monsters like Putting the Anti-Christ in Christmas
Brimstone roasting on a lake of fire, Krampus nipping at your nose, Tiny tots with devilish eyes aglow… We’ll find it hard to sleep tonight.
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336. Monsters Like Faulty Emergency Brakes
On most days, the function of a truck’s emergency brake is to prevent an emergency from happening. But then there are those days when you’re out replacing window panes in an unfamiliar part of town, and the brake of the truck that you’ve parked in a tight alleyway just happens…
244. Monsters Like Being Good Parents
When you’re a parent, you devote all your energy to taking care of your baby. Your baby means the world to you. Never mind that you have no idea where it came from. Never mind that you didn’t really want it. Never mind that your pregnancy hormones have convinced you…
77. Monsters Like Mysteriously Impregnating Unsuspecting Women
Sometimes it’s hard for us monsters to talk lovely ladies into bearing our demon spawn. For millennia, we forced our way into their homes and their hearts, only to be driven out of town by angry stepfathers and townsfolk with pitchforks Then, only a few short centuries ago, we discovered…
66. Monsters Like Ruining Your Meal
It happens all the time. You just sat down to a nice spaghetti dinner with friends. There is conversation. There are drinks. There is laughter. And just before the dessert is served, the alien spawn in your stomach decides it’s time to be born. Way to kill the mood, alien…
